Down home on the farm it was time to do the chores. I had to put out some feed for the cows before they came home.
Little did I know they were hanging out at farmer Brown’s fence, looking to score some milk duds.
See, Farmer Brown’s son, Little Randy (who is 6’7″ and 300 pounds – at age 15) had a bit of a sweet tooth as well as a generous heart. He would share his milk duds with anyone or anything.
See, he’s not the brightest corn cob on the stalk, but he thought if he fed the cows milk duds they would produce chocolate milk.
I didn’t want to be the one to tell him that if he wanted chocolate milk, he had to give them Hershey bars instead.
Moo!

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