A DEA agent stops at a dairy farm and talks with the owner.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana.’
The old Farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’
The agent verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”
Pulling out his badge he proudly says,”See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores.
A few minutes later, the farmer hears loud screams for help and spies the agent running for his life! Close behind is the farmer’s huge breeder bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agent. The man is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“Your badge! Show him your badge!”

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