Come and listen to a story about a chef named Fred
A poor little cook, slicing up a lettuce head.
Then one day he was baking up some bread,
And out from the chopper came a tasty little spread.

Guacamole that is, chip dip, green paste.

Well, the first thing you taste are the ‘shrooms and chives;
Top Chef says “Fred, Wasabi ain’t the spice for me,”
Said “Avocados are the things to puree,”
So he diced up the onions to make it feel chunky.

Garlic, that is. Cayenne pepper, cilantro.
Y’all have a taste now, y’hear?

And that is why my song-writing career never took off…
Enjoy!


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