Honey, where did we leave the bottle of wine?
I’m not sure. Check the living room. she replied.
I did, I said. It’s not there.
Did you check out by the pool? she asked.
We don’t have a pool!
Oops, she said. I must have been thinking about the wine I had with Bob the other night.
Grrrrrrrr! I replied. I found the bottle, and it’s empty! I exclaimed.
Oh, Bob and I must have finished it off when he stopped by last night.
Bob has to go. That was my wine, and it was very inconsiderate of him to leave the bottle in my bedroom instead of throwing it in the recycle bin.
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