Bob ran in my door out of breath and asked what kind of flowers to buy his wife. The conversation went something like this:
Me: “What did you do this time, Bob?”
Bob: “Well…”
Me: “That bad, huh?”
Bob: “Yeah… Really bad.”
Then I saw the flashing lights pull up outside his house, and I just sighed, and told him to tell me before they took him away so I would know how much bail he would need.
(Last time he was shopping-cart surfing at Wally World when he rammed into some elderly grandma type and she chased him out of the store while hitting him over the head with her umbrella. It made the 6:00 news!)
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